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Kroger Screwed This Up Big Time

August 18, 2014
Kroger Screwed This Up Big Time

Sometimes you can smell bullshit from a mile away… Like a BP ad featuring a green field full of wind turbines with the message, “We care about the environment.” Still, we want to believe in the good of humanity. We want to believe that there can’t be racism with a black man in the White […]

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Marketing Lessons From The Wedding Industrial Complex

August 11, 2014
Marketing Lessons From The Wedding Industrial Complex

I’m about three weeks from getting married. Because of this, for the last few months, I’m been dealing withwedding-related things, one of which is a registry. I’m 41 years old. My fiancé and I are both established. If anything, we have too much stuff. But when you get married, at least in the United States, […]

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The “Good Hooker” Guide For Consultants

August 4, 2014
The “Good Hooker” Guide For Consultants

Working with clients, regardless of your business, is a lot like being a hooker… For one, if you’re good, and you’re working with a lot of clients, you have to act like you only have one.  And even if it’s no secret you work with other people, nobody wants to think the work you did yesterday […]

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Marketing Lessons From A Busty 20-Something

July 28, 2014
Marketing Lessons From A Busty 20-Something

Got this postcard in the mail a couple of days ago… There’s nothing special about it, but the “headline” made me think of a promotion the local phone company did when I was living in Ohio… This was a huge promotion for Ameritech and part of the company’s strategy was a street team that would hit […]

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The Brass Balls of Jehovah’s Witnesses

July 21, 2014
The Brass Balls of Jehovah’s Witnesses

Over the weekend, I was hanging out at home and my doorbell rang. This happens all the time. Usually it’s a salesman or some kids trying to raise money. This time it was a woman from Jehovah’s Witnesses. The dog was going crazy. Plus, I was on the phone. But I answered the door anyway, […]

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Gun Vs. Dildo

July 14, 2014
Gun Vs. Dildo

Tell a Southern man to keep his guns in a safe place and you’ll get a response like this… “BY GOD!!! HOW YOU GONNA USE ‘EM IF THEY’RE LOCKED UP?!” That’s why you have to go after the women. In theory, women are more sensible about things like this. But there are plenty of woman […]

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